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ah, sportsmanship
-38 [+ / -] May 15, 2009
- Football player on cell: Yeah man, I gave her herpes.
- (pause)
- Football player on cell: Nah, man, I'm not gonna tell her! She doesn't need to worry about that. She needs to be more worried about getting rid of that baby in her stomach.
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@ north south bus
Overheard by: Kat (139)
Filed Under Football | Hooking up | On the phone | The bus
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a risky investment in this economy
-52 [+ / -] Apr 01, 2009
- Drunk fratty on cell: Man, I just spent $65 downtown tonight.
- (pause)
- Drunk fratty on cell: Yeah I'm going to hate myself in the morning.
- (pause)
- Drunk fratty on cell: Yeah, really going to hate myself in the morning. I'm broke. The only way it will be worth it is if that girl answers her phone.
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@ On the Overnight bus
Overheard by: the observer (60)
Filed Under Hooking up | On the phone | The bus
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sounds like that's how things are already
80 [+ / -] Mar 30, 2009
- Sorostitute on Cell: Why do you want to make our relationship official on Facebook?
- (pause)
- Sorostitute on Cell: Wait, so you think I'm going to cheat on you if our relationship is not FBO?
- (pause)
- Sorostitute on Cell: You know what I could do? I can make it so that you can see that we're in a relationship, but nobody else can!
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@ East-West Bus
Overheard by: In An Open Relationship
Filed Under Facebook | On the phone | The bus
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you'd think he'd be used to it
103 [+ / -] Mar 28, 2009
- (A football player scoots over from his aisle seat to a window seat to let a girl sit down on a crowded Orbit Bus)
- Girl: Aw, thanks for scootin' over for me!
- Football Player: Uh, I actually moved over because you obviously forgot to put deodorant on this morning... but you're welcome.
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@ Orbit Bus 9:50am ECV
Overheard by: The Voice of Reason
Caption by: It's Amazing What I Hear.. (20)
Filed Under The bus | Pwn! | Football
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for less than a dollar a day, you can have your soul eaten by this child
53 [+ / -] Mar 17, 2009
- I suppose it's one of those "feed the children of Africa" brochures. But that face looks evil, not pitiful.
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@ Bus12
Overheard by: thinksb4hespeaks
Filed Under The bus
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all great change in america begins at the dinner table.
81 [+ / -] Mar 09, 2009
- Girl 1: He's cute, but he talks about Ronald Reagan all the time! It's giving me an inferiority complex because I'm not Nancy!
- Girl 2: Yuck, I hate McDonald's. Wait, what?
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@ ECX bus
Overheard by: goodtimes
Caption by: It's Amazing What I Hear.. (20)
Filed Under The bus | Lost in translation
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strong enough for a man. made for a woman.
36 [+ / -] Mar 06, 2009
- Girl: I feel like I wear my heart out on my sleeve when it comes to guys.
- Guy: Well, sometimes you've just got to tuck your heart in your arm pit... you know to guard it... and keep it warm.
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@ Orbit bus
Overheard by: Trucker (115)
Filed Under The bus
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can you repeat the question?
72 [+ / -] Feb 17, 2009
- Sorostitute 1: So my Philosophy professor was telling my class about his professor in college making their final one question. So we asked what the question was and he said "Why?"
- Sorostitute 2: That's so mean to not tell you the question.
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@ North-South Bus
Overheard by: the observer (60)
Filed Under The bus | Dumbass
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now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to math class
-55 [+ / -] Feb 16, 2009
- Guy: What time is it? I have to get to class.
- Girl: 7:25.
- Guy: Sweet! I'm five minutes early for being ten minutes early.
- Girl: Oh my gosh, why are you coming to class 25 minutes early? You're such an overachiever, you bookworm!
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@ East-West bus
Overheard by: mentalmath
Filed Under Dumbass | The bus
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maybe they'll park together on their next date
57 [+ / -] Feb 13, 2009
- Sorostitute 1: So I let him take off my shirt and bra, but I wasn't going to let him touch me. Didn't want him thinking I was easy.
- Sorostitute 2: Yeah, that's a really good place to stop, can't let it go too far. He might want something more than just a look.
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@ Bus
Overheard by: the observer (60)
Filed Under Hooking up | The bus
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sure, pull-ups, that's what they were gonna try
10 [+ / -] Feb 11, 2009
- (Couple gets on the bus)
- Drunk Guy: So you think that the bus would be a good place to have some fun?
- Drunk Girl: I'm not sure I could hold myself up that long.
- Drunk Guy: Well let's try, I mean the bus driver isn't paying attention.
- Driver: Umm, I don't really want to see her doing pull-ups on this bus.
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@ Overnight buss
Overheard by: the observer (60)
Filed Under At work | Hooking up | The bus
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and he means that literally
63 [+ / -] Jan 27, 2009
- Guy 1: Whoa! We almost had a gay moment there.
- Guy 2: Well, it is college. Nowhere to go but down.
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@ ECX Bus
Overheard by: Sammi (323)
Filed Under Gay | The bus
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please stand behind the yellow line and keep everything in your pants
339 [+ / -] Jan 18, 2009
- Girl: No! I'm not going to do that on a bus.
- Guy: Come on, no one is on the bus.
- Girl: I'm not going down on you here. What about the driver?
- Guy: He can't hear or see us where we are sitting.
- Bus Driver: I can hear and see you.
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@ On an Overnighter bus.
Overheard by: Matt
Filed Under At work | Hooking up | The bus
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a picture is worth a thousand words, just don't say them out loud
22 [+ / -] Jan 17, 2009
- Girl 1: Over the break I got a fork stabbed in my eye! It bled and bled and all this white stuff came out of it and I pulled it out myself and drove to the ER!
- Girl 2: Ohmigod that is so disgusting! Don't tell me one more thing about that!
- Girl 1: (pause) Do you want to see pictures?
- Girl 2: Hell yeah!
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@ Family Housing Bus
Overheard by: SmarterThenYou (15)
Caption by: frenchie (20)
Filed Under Ew. | The bus
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one of uga's lesser known pass / fail courses
67 [+ / -] Dec 10, 2008
- (Two passengers are made to walk from the back door to the front door)
- Bus Driver: Sorry, I just had to check your sketch factor.
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@ East-West Bus
Overheard by: Anonymous
Filed Under At work | The bus
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mother knows best
86 [+ / -] Nov 24, 2008
- Guy on cell: Yeah, man, I have a date lined up for every day next week. Oh, yeah, well, I already know she's gonna dump me Friday, and I can't do anything about it. Yeah, her friend told me. Well, I was tellin' my mom about it, and she said, "You're in Athens, though! There are way more girls than guys there, and they're all easy! You should just go out and get laid as much as possible, by lots of girls!" So I'm gonna do that.
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@ Milledge Bus
Overheard by: Nick
Filed Under Hooking up | On the phone | One-liners | The bus
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whatever happened to the polite "no"?
156 [+ / -] Nov 06, 2008
- Girl (to Bus Driver): Can you hold the bus for 30 seconds? My friend is on her way.
- Bus Driver: She the one walking way back there?
- Girl: Yeah!
- (Bus Driver closes door)
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@ Tate Center
Overheard by: irritated
Filed Under At work | Pwn! | The bus
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"...they just kept falling out of my pocket"
-24 [+ / -] Oct 29, 2008
- Drunk Guy: Hey I need help. I lost my car keys.
- Bus Driver: Did you lose them on this bus?
- Drunk Guy: I think they are up my ass.
- Bus Driver: The police officer over there can help you!
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@ Gameday Bus
Overheard by: roadragin (30)
Filed Under At work | Ew. | Football | The bus
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though his sense of humor sounds far from it
98 [+ / -] Oct 26, 2008
- Guy 1: So some drunk guy just walked into your room and pissed in your roommate's dresser?
- Guy 2: Pretty much.
- Guy 1: And you just stood there? What kind of friend are you?
- Guy 2: A dry one.
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good thing UGA just added that new MRS program
66 [+ / -] Oct 09, 2008
- Girl 1: What's your major?
- Girl 2: Chemistry, but not for long. I want to do something easy.
- Girl 1: Like what?
- Girl 2: I want to marry a rich KA, and make him lots of beautiful babies. That's all I really want to do.
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@ Ag Hill bus
Overheard by: Shelby
Filed Under Hooking up | The bus
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#4 "she" just loves keeping up with traffic news
10 [+ / -] Oct 04, 2008
- Large Bus Driver: 22 checkin' in.
- Radio: Aight 22. Y'all might want to watch out for that traffic on Magnolia today. It's hard to get through.
- Large Bus Driver: That's what she said.
- (Passengers and Radio are silent)
- Radio: (after some time) Copy that.
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@ Tiger Transit
Overheard by: Levi
Filed Under At work | The bus
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which reminds me... your roots are showing
-47 [+ / -] Sep 29, 2008
- Sorostitute: Wait, do they repaint the field, like, every weekend?
- Girl: Yeah. Grass grows.
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@ Orbit bus
Overheard by: eavesdropper
Filed Under Dumbass | Pwn! | The bus
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"...i hold it sideways so it smiles at me"
106 [+ / -] Sep 18, 2008
- Fratty: (looking at a paper he just got back) So, everyone else got a number grade on their papers, mine just has a backwards C on it with a line.
- Girl: Um, that's actually a D.
- Fratty: (genuinely happy) Oh... solid!
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@ Milledge Bus
Overheard by: Julia
Caption by: Dolphus (85)
Filed Under Greek Life | The bus
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sounds like they need the short orbit bus
202 [+ / -] Sep 15, 2008
- (Standing at a bus stop, a bus with ticker reads "BEAT!" and then "Central Michigan!")
- Sorostitute 1: Wait! Is this bus really going to Central Michigan? I need an Orbit.
- Sorostitute 2: Um, I don't know, probably. Maybe it's for the football players or something.
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@ Arch
Overheard by: Smarter than them
Filed Under Dumbass | The bus
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yeah, the name is just to fake out the tourists
-35 [+ / -] Aug 29, 2008
- Girl: (getting onto a North / South bus) Does this bus go to east campus?
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@ tate bus stop
Overheard by: AB
Filed Under One-liners | The bus
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but rubbing against strangers isn't nearly as fun when you're sober
95 [+ / -] Aug 28, 2008
- (On a packed Milledge Bus)
- Bus Driver: Come on, squeeze tight. Pretend like you're at The Loft.
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@ milledge bus
Overheard by: anonymous
Filed Under One-liners | The bus
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"...and the next stop is physics. hold on tight."
-20 [+ / -] Aug 26, 2008
- Bus Driver: The back doors of my bus just came open and two people fell out.
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@ Campus
Overheard by: scott
Filed Under One-liners | The bus
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what a short trip! these buses rock!
124 [+ / -] Aug 21, 2008
- Freshman: Does this go to Russell Hall?
- Bus Driver: Yup, and you're here! (closes doors)
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@ On A Russell Hall Bus at the Russell Hall Stop
Overheard by: Matt
Filed Under Dorm life | Dumbass | The bus
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depends if the wifi can reach that far
68 [+ / -] Aug 19, 2008
- Sorostitute on cell: I want to study abroad, but, well... I just don't know. Do you think they'll have international Internet?
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@ East-West Bus
Overheard by: LC
Filed Under Dumbass | On the phone | One-liners | The bus
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what an awesome super power
-61 [+ / -] Aug 05, 2008
- Rocker Guy: Whoa!
- Rocker Chick: What?
- Rocker Guy: My spidey sense is tingling!
- Rocker Chick: No, that is an orgasm.
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does this coal tower go to snelling?
-13 [+ / -] Jun 16, 2008
- Historic preservationists were horrified when this coal tower was replaced by the Multi-Modal Center next to downtown.
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@ Classic Center Parking Deck, Foundry St (2004)
Overheard by: Darren (105)
Filed Under The bus | Neat
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somehow i don't think she'll be the only one
48 [+ / -] Jun 01, 2008
- Sorostitute on cell: Hey, are you going to the party tonight?
- (pause)
- Sorostitute on cell: Awesome, look for me. I'll be the one on the floor.
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@ orbit
Overheard by: anonymous
Filed Under The bus | On the phone
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uga transit's been meaning to relabel those things for years
49 [+ / -] May 12, 2008
- Sorostitute 1: Crap! This bus is going the wrong way!
- (She pulls the stop cord)
- Sorostitute 2: This bus always goes this way!
- Sorostitute 1: Why isn't the bus stopping? I pulled the cord!
- Sorostitute 2: I don't think that's what it's for, but it does seem to piss the drivers off.
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@ North-South bus
Overheard by: drivingincircles (30)
Caption by: marajade (131)
Filed Under Dumbass | Greek Life | The bus
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don't ask, don't tell, please don't take my class again
56 [+ / -] May 09, 2008
- Guy on cell: Yeah, I got a D in Chemistry.
- (pause)
- Guy on cell: It's totally awesome because I was failing... I mean, I had a 40 in the class but I totally flirted with the professor and he passed me!
- (pause)
- Guy on cell: Yeah, I wore really short soccer shorts and unbuttoned my shirt to show off my pecs.
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@ Orbit bus
Overheard by: linor
Filed Under Gay | On the phone | The bus
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excuse me, does this bus go to the mall?
33 [+ / -] May 05, 2008
- Someone was a bit too eager to leave after the '06 Mississippi State game.
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@ Sanford
Overheard by: Redcoat
Filed Under The bus | In the car | Football
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the girls on the bus go round and round
57 [+ / -] May 03, 2008
- Girl on phone: Hey... I'm good.
- (pause)
- Girl on phone: (whispering) I can't! I'm on the bus.
- (pause)
- Girl on phone: (getting louder) I told you! I'm on the bus... I can't!
- (pause)
- Girl on phone: Why do you always have to talk about it?
- (pause)
- Girl on phone: (yelling) I was screaming, wasn't I? What more do you want?
- (She hangs up and runs off the bus)
- Guy: Let me off, I need her number!
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@ ECX Bus
Overheard by: drivingincircles (30)
Filed Under Hooking up | On the phone | The bus
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i wonder who has an fbi file... you have three guesses
-54 [+ / -] Apr 06, 2008
- Girl 1: Oh my gosh! I totally had this gigantic crush on Leonardo DiCaprio when I was younger!
- Girl 2: Really?
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Girl 1: Yeah! My aunt lived on the same island as him, so I knew where his house was. I put an invitation to my bat mitzvah in his mailbox and then I wrote him this really long letter! I so thought he was going to come!
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