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one of uga's lesser known pass / fail courses

62 [+ / -]     Dec 10, 2008

  • (Two passengers are made to walk from the back door to the front door)
  • Bus Driver: Sorry, I just had to check your sketch factor.

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mother knows best

75 [+ / -]     Nov 24, 2008

  • Guy on cell: Yeah, man, I have a date lined up for every day next week. Oh, yeah, well, I already know she's gonna dump me Friday, and I can't do anything about it. Yeah, her friend told me. Well, I was tellin' my mom about it, and she said, "You're in Athens, though! There are way more girls than guys there, and they're all easy! You should just go out and get laid as much as possible, by lots of girls!" So I'm gonna do that.

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whatever happened to the polite "no"?

145 [+ / -]     Nov 06, 2008

  • Girl (to Bus Driver): Can you hold the bus for 30 seconds? My friend is on her way.
  • Bus Driver: She the one walking way back there?
  • Girl: Yeah!
  • (Bus Driver closes door)

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"...they just kept falling out of my pocket"

-24 [+ / -]     Oct 29, 2008

  • Drunk Guy: Hey I need help. I lost my car keys.
  • Bus Driver: Did you lose them on this bus?
  • Drunk Guy: I think they are up my ass.
  • Bus Driver: The police officer over there can help you!

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though his sense of humor sounds far from it

91 [+ / -]     Oct 26, 2008

  • Guy 1: So some drunk guy just walked into your room and pissed in your roommate's dresser?
  • Guy 2: Pretty much.
  • Guy 1: And you just stood there? What kind of friend are you?
  • Guy 2: A dry one.

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good thing UGA just added that new MRS program

60 [+ / -]     Oct 09, 2008

  • Girl 1: What's your major?
  • Girl 2: Chemistry, but not for long. I want to do something easy.
  • Girl 1: Like what?
  • Girl 2: I want to marry a rich KA, and make him lots of beautiful babies. That's all I really want to do.

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#3   "she" just loves keeping up with traffic news

5 [+ / -]     Oct 04, 2008

  • Large Bus Driver: 22 checkin' in.
  • Radio: Aight 22. Y'all might want to watch out for that traffic on Magnolia today. It's hard to get through.
  • Large Bus Driver: That's what she said.
  • (Passengers and Radio are silent)
  • Radio: (after some time) Copy that.

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which reminds me... your roots are showing

-47 [+ / -]     Sep 29, 2008

  • Sorostitute: Wait, do they repaint the field, like, every weekend?
  • Girl: Yeah. Grass grows.

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"...i hold it sideways so it smiles at me"

104 [+ / -]     Sep 18, 2008

  • Fratty: (looking at a paper he just got back) So, everyone else got a number grade on their papers, mine just has a backwards C on it with a line.
  • Girl: Um, that's actually a D.
  • Fratty: (genuinely happy) Oh... solid!

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sounds like they need the short orbit bus

199 [+ / -]     Sep 15, 2008

  • (Standing at a bus stop, a bus with ticker reads "BEAT!" and then "Central Michigan!")
  • Sorostitute 1: Wait! Is this bus really going to Central Michigan? I need an Orbit.
  • Sorostitute 2: Um, I don't know, probably. Maybe it's for the football players or something.

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yeah, the name is just to fake out the tourists

-34 [+ / -]     Aug 29, 2008

  • Girl: (getting onto a North / South bus) Does this bus go to east campus?

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but rubbing against strangers isn't nearly as fun when you're sober

93 [+ / -]     Aug 28, 2008

  • (On a packed Milledge Bus)
  • Bus Driver: Come on, squeeze tight. Pretend like you're at The Loft.

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"...and the next stop is physics. hold on tight."

-24 [+ / -]     Aug 26, 2008

  • Bus Driver: The back doors of my bus just came open and two people fell out.

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