Quotes Filed Under "Smoking"


stop, drop, and roll in the hay

-5 [+ / -]     Jan 04, 2009

  • Kind of hard to see, but the guy is smoking and spreading hay.

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this just in, optimism does not prevent cancer

9 [+ / -]     Oct 27, 2008

  • Girl 1. I love to smoke.
  • Girl 2. Yeah but, do you ever think about the health issues?
  • Girl 1. The only one I care about is wrinkles. That's the only really bad effect.

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#12   it doesn't count just because your jeep is green

-10 [+ / -]     Sep 14, 2008

  • Hipster: One pack of American Spirits, please.
  • Clerk: I've only sold a few packs of these... what's the deal?
  • Hipster: Well, they're made from all natural ingredients. Plus, I'm trying to "Go Green."
  • Clerk: Oh, okay.
  • (Hipster drives off in large Jeep)

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a message everyone should hear, brother

51 [+ / -]     May 20, 2008

  • Co-worker: Why do I smoke cigarettes? I have to be a role model to the kids to let them know that they too can be a 24-year-old waiter in a struggling rock band.

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i studied so hard for this final i had to smoke 100s

-21 [+ / -]     Apr 27, 2008

  • finals week at hot corner.

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