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they may have a won the game, but we make better signs

33 [+ / -]     Jan 01, 2009

  • Found this sign on North Campus. A friend asked what clap was. haha

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wwad: what would an atheist do?

0 [+ / -]     Dec 31, 2008

  • Older Sister: See, life isn't all Transformers and Star Wars light sabers. Look at those poor, ghetto kids.
  • Little Brother: So? That ain't my problem.
  • Older Sister: I don't think Jesus would appreciate that.
  • Older Man in line: I'm sure he didn't appreciate getting crucified either, but what do I know? I'm an atheist.

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but 10 years is such a long time

0 [+ / -]     Dec 31, 2008

  • Girl 1: Look. It's Sleeping Beauty!
  • Girl 2: I'll get that for Christmas. Right now, I wanna watch Iron Man.
  • Girl 1: (pleading) But it's gonna go back in the vault!
  • Girl 2: Are you serious? Children are suffering in Africa, and you're worrying about Sleeping Beauty going back in the Disney vault?

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the same old story

2 [+ / -]     Dec 30, 2008

  • (Two girls are waiting at a bus stop and a junker car pulls up)
  • Sketchy Guy: Hey! Come here!
  • Girl 1: We're waiting for the MARTA bus.
  • Sketchy Guy: I am the MARTA bus!
  • Girl 2: You're a little... small.

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and none of that watered down wine bullshit, either

48 [+ / -]     Dec 09, 2008

  • Church sign seen around 3:30 am while walking home from downtown

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words, not quite from the heart

132 [+ / -]     Dec 02, 2008

  • Girlfriend: Why don't you ever write me romantic poems?
  • Boyfriend: I did, don't you remember that poem I wrote last year?
  • Girlfriend: It doesn't count if it says "twat" in it!

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dirty hands and a dirty mouth

-118 [+ / -]     Nov 19, 2008

  • (Student is reaching for cookies using his hands)
  • Dining hall lady: Use those tongs, use those tongs now.
  • Student: Fuck off.

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get 'em young

6 [+ / -]     Nov 16, 2008

  • (A little girl in a stroller and her mother are passing by a news stand)
  • Little Girl: Look mommy, Obama!
  • (The mother quickly rushes past the news stand)

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it takes a village

58 [+ / -]     Nov 13, 2008

  • Obama Supporter: (Pointing to Obama on the cover of the Red & Black) So, how do you feel about that?
  • McCain Supporter: I don't care. I don't even feel like studying. I'm probably going to have to share my diploma with everyone anyway.

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