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and it's surrounded by that box! just look at the map!
84 [+ / -] Dec 16, 2008
- Guy: What if we took a road trip to Alaska?
- Girl: You can't drive to Alaska! It's in the ocean you idiot!
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@ friends house
Overheard by: geographyquiz
Filed Under Dumbass
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spelling is for experts
-104 [+ / -] Dec 14, 2008
- I guess someone gave them the heads up because it has been changed since the pic was taken.
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@ Corner of Prince Ave. and Milledge Ave.
Overheard by: cb
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#5 that's how you know you spelled it right
1 [+ / -] Dec 13, 2008
- high school girl 1: (Sending a text message) How do you spell "cocky?"
- high school girl 2: C-O-C-Y.
- high school girl 1: (types it) That looks like "cookie!"
- high school girl 2: Yeah, it does.
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@ big 10 tires
Overheard by: amazed
Filed Under On the phone | Dumbass
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a luxury he never had when he was young
27 [+ / -] Dec 11, 2008
- Professor: They are actually starting to make brain games that make kids more smarter.
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@ SLC
Overheard by: ?
Filed Under Dumbass | In class | One-liners
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six of one, a half dozen of the other
31 [+ / -] Dec 09, 2008
- (Holding a dozen egg container)
- Guy: Hey, how many eggs are in this?
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@ Kroger at Alps
Overheard by: J Nels
Filed Under Dumbass | One-liners
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he was really magic
83 [+ / -] Dec 05, 2008
- History TA: Now, does anybody remember anything about AIDS from when you were a child?
- Girl 1: Yeah, there was that one basketball player that had it. I think his name was LA Lakers or something.
- Girl 2: Yeah, I remember that.
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@ LeConte Hall
Overheard by: Sat in Back
Filed Under Dumbass | In class
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that class trip to mexicali wasn't as helpful as the teacher hoped
66 [+ / -] Dec 01, 2008
- Girl: How do you say...
- Teacher: Ah ah ah... en español!
- Girl: Oh right, sorry. Cómo se dice "taco" en español?
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@ Spanish Class
Overheard by: anonymous
Caption by: carolinablonde (90)
Filed Under Dumbass | In class | Lost in translation
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the shortest point between two dumbasses is a straight line
73 [+ / -] Nov 23, 2008
- Girl 1: How far away do you live from Hannah?
- Girl 2: About an hour.
- Girl 1: Oh, how far away does she live from you?
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@ my apartment
Overheard by: anonymous
Caption by: Springdalien (182)
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global warming is worse than we thought
88 [+ / -] Nov 22, 2008
- Girl 1: Why are you wearing a skirt, it's so cold outside!
- Girl 2: What are you talking about? It's nice today.
- Girl 1: Wait, didn't you used to live someplace really cold or something?
- Girl 2: I'm from Kuwait.
- Girl 1: Oh, that explains it!
- Girl 2: (pauses) Kuwait is a desert.
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is that pass / fail?
-36 [+ / -] Nov 17, 2008
- Patron: I would like to register.
- WatchDawg: What are you registering for?
- Patron: A ride home.
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@ DawgPound Phone Room
Overheard by: WatchDawgs, Inc.
Filed Under Dumbass | On the phone
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coffee might not be the only thing he puts in her cup
-4 [+ / -] Oct 31, 2008
- Sorostitute: So does the french roast, like, have coffee in it?
- Barista: Uh... yeah.
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