Quotes Filed Under "At work"


some people just need the right motivation

3 [+ / -]     Jan 06, 2009

  • the standard employee bathroom sign edited for the greater good.

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stop, drop, and roll in the hay

-5 [+ / -]     Jan 04, 2009

  • Kind of hard to see, but the guy is smoking and spreading hay.

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so did we

50 [+ / -]     Dec 30, 2008

  • Clerk 1: So, I had some coffee this morning and... it didn't taste quite right, so I asked Cathy about it.
  • (long pause)
  • Clerk 1: She made it with decaf.
  • Clerk 2: (nodding) ...thought that story was gonna be a lot better.

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one of uga's lesser known pass / fail courses

62 [+ / -]     Dec 10, 2008

  • (Two passengers are made to walk from the back door to the front door)
  • Bus Driver: Sorry, I just had to check your sketch factor.

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#11   there's no place like home

-6 [+ / -]     Nov 23, 2008

  • Employee Guy 1: (makes loud groaning noise) That's Chewbacca.
  • Employee Guy 2: Ain't that that guy from Wizard of Oz? You sound just like 'im!

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#4   what happens when the change is $4.20?

2 [+ / -]     Nov 19, 2008

  • Redneck Clerk: $17.92 is your total. In 1792, Columbus sailed the ocean blue!

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this is why god gave us ebay

198 [+ / -]     Nov 10, 2008

  • Cashier: (on phone) Yeah, uh huh... sure, sure. Let me place you on hold for just a second, sir, while I go look.
  • (presses button on phone)
  • Cashier: (screaming) Hey! This perv wants to know if we have any inflatable male sex dolls! Do we?
  • Guy on Phone: Um, you put me on speaker phone, not hold. (click)

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this is not a test... i repeat, this is not a test

71 [+ / -]     Nov 07, 2008

  • WatchDawgs guy fielding a call: I'm not a recording... really... you can talk directly to me.

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at least they don't have a "try before you buy" option

-91 [+ / -]     Nov 07, 2008

  • Female Customer: Do you have any hoop nose rings?
  • Stoner Employee: Well... I don't know, these are all mixed.
  • (Silence)
  • Stoner Employee: Oh, I know what happened...

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whatever happened to the polite "no"?

145 [+ / -]     Nov 06, 2008

  • Girl (to Bus Driver): Can you hold the bus for 30 seconds? My friend is on her way.
  • Bus Driver: She the one walking way back there?
  • Girl: Yeah!
  • (Bus Driver closes door)

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c'mon, he was just trying to help

28 [+ / -]     Nov 04, 2008

  • Really Drunk Guy: (after throwing up on the patio, watching as the bouncer cleans up the mess) Hey you. "Staff," you missed a spot.
  • Bouncer: Yeah, and you're outta here.

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coffee might not be the only thing he puts in her cup

-4 [+ / -]     Oct 31, 2008

  • Sorostitute: So does the french roast, like, have coffee in it?
  • Barista: Uh... yeah.

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