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  • high school girl 1: (Sending a text message) How do you spell "cocky?"
  • high school girl 2: C-O-C-Y.
  • high school girl 1: (types it) That looks like "cookie!"
  • high school girl 2: Yeah, it does.

    @ big 10 tires

    overheard by: amazed

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    ]]> amazed http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2704 http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2704 Sat, 13 Dec 2008 17:43:21 EST You Could Bottle That Kind Of Crazy
  • Guy: He had some crazy ass name like John.

    @ univ village

    overheard by: ha

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    ]]> ha http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2695 http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2695 Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:42:32 EST There's No Place Like Home
  • Employee Guy 1: (makes loud groaning noise) That's Chewbacca.
  • Employee Guy 2: Ain't that that guy from Wizard of Oz? You sound just like 'im!

    @ Cracker Barrel

    overheard by: Levi

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    ]]> Levi http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2673 http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2673 Sun, 23 Nov 2008 19:02:15 EST What Happens When The Change Is $4.20?
  • Redneck Clerk: $17.92 is your total. In 1792, Columbus sailed the ocean blue!

    @ Cracker Barrel

    overheard by: Levi

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    ]]> Levi http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2664 http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2664 Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:38:14 EST If It's On The Internet, It Must Be True
  • Guy 1: I've done a lot of research on it.
  • Guy 2: Research... Wikipedia.

    @ univ village

    overheard by: hahahahahaha

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    ]]> hahahahahaha http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2629 http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2629 Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:14:35 EST It Certainly Gets Around
  • Kid on cell: So is this weed skank, or what?

    @ Science Concourse

    overheard by: None

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    ]]> None http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2601 http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2601 Mon, 20 Oct 2008 17:07:37 EST A Delayed Reaction Is Better Than Nothing
  • Guy 1: How do you spell regular?
  • Guy 2: (Sarcastically) R-E-G-U-L-E-R.
  • (Twenty second pause)
  • Guy 1: That's not how you spell it!

    @ University Village

    overheard by: Cory

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    ]]> Cory http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2593 http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2593 Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:58:20 EST Thanks, Now I'm Gonna Be Analyzing This All Night
  • Redneck Clerk 1: Y'know, I've always wondered that myself about them three little bears.
  • Redneck Clerk 2: Whaddya mean?
  • Redneck Clerk 1: Well, if the momma's porridge was too cold, and the daddy's porridge was too hot, how come the baby's was just right?
  • Redneck Clerk 2: Wow, I never thoughta that.

    @ Chevron

    overheard by: Levi

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    ]]> Levi http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2562 http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2562 Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:38:17 EST "she" Just Loves Keeping Up With Traffic News
  • Large Bus Driver: 22 checkin' in.
  • Radio: Aight 22. Y'all might want to watch out for that traffic on Magnolia today. It's hard to get through.
  • Large Bus Driver: That's what she said.
  • (Passengers and Radio are silent)
  • Radio: (after some time) Copy that.

    @ Tiger Transit

    overheard by: Levi

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    ]]> Levi http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2560 http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2560 Sat, 04 Oct 2008 12:32:55 EST Our First Poem Is An Ode To Monosaccharides
  • Professor: Alright class, welcome to English Composition 1. Please read along with me as I cover the syllabus.
  • Dumpy Kid: (opens door) Is this English Comp 1?
  • Professor: No, this is graduate-level Biochemistry.
  • Dumpy Kid: Sorry... (leaves awkwardly)
  • Professor: Week one, we will be reading several essays and poems...

    @ Haley Center - English Comp 1

    overheard by: Levi

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    ]]> Levi http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2522 http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2522 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:20:53 EST It Doesn't Count Just Because Your Jeep Is Green
  • Hipster: One pack of American Spirits, please.
  • Clerk: I've only sold a few packs of these... what's the deal?
  • Hipster: Well, they're made from all natural ingredients. Plus, I'm trying to "Go Green."
  • Clerk: Oh, okay.
  • (Hipster drives off in large Jeep)

    @ Wallgreen's, Dean/Glenn

    overheard by: Levi

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    ]]> Levi http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2515 http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2515 Sun, 14 Sep 2008 02:50:05 EST To The Chem Lab!
  • Guy 1: You have to try this lemonade, it's the best!
  • Guy 2: What does it have in it?

    @ Toomer's Drugs

    overheard by: None

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    ]]> None http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2512 http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2512 Sat, 13 Sep 2008 02:29:54 EST We're Guessing It Won't Really Matter That Much
  • Blonde: How many questions are on the test?
  • Professor: Twenty-seven.
  • Blonde: How many points are they each worth?
  • Professor: One.
  • Blonde: Out of what?

    @ Intro to Sociology, Haley Center

    overheard by: G

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    ]]> G http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2462 http://www.overheardinauburn.com/view/2462 Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:37:35 EST The Kind That Doesn't Use Her Tongue For Everything?
  • Older Woman: Can you tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue?
  • Old Woman: No, I never figured that one out.
  • Older Woman: What kind of daughter have I raised?

    @ Mikata Japanese Steakhouse

    overheard by: Uncle Funk

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