#7   let's hope it wasn't an english assignment

4 [+ / -]     Feb 19, 2009

  • Guy 1: I'm not slow, I'm just less speedier than everybody else.
  • Guy 2: Less speedier. I think that explains everything right there.

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#1   our first poem is an ode to monosaccharides

37 [+ / -]     Sep 16, 2008

  • Professor: Alright class, welcome to English Composition 1. Please read along with me as I cover the syllabus.
  • Dumpy Kid: (opens door) Is this English Comp 1?
  • Professor: No, this is graduate-level Biochemistry.
  • Dumpy Kid: Sorry... (leaves awkwardly)
  • Professor: Week one, we will be reading several essays and poems...

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