#3   i see what you did there...

21 [+ / -]     Feb 03, 2009

  • Guy 1: Gravity, a cruel and unpredictable mistress.
  • Guy 2: But she always goes down on you?

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#14   it doesn't count just because your jeep is green

-9 [+ / -]     Sep 14, 2008

  • Hipster: One pack of American Spirits, please.
  • Clerk: I've only sold a few packs of these... what's the deal?
  • Hipster: Well, they're made from all natural ingredients. Plus, I'm trying to "Go Green."
  • Clerk: Oh, okay.
  • (Hipster drives off in large Jeep)

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