Quotes from "Haley Center"


#9   traffic cones have that effect on us, too

1 [+ / -]     Aug 27, 2009

  • Sorostitute 1: Yeah, it was orange, like orange... it was really orange... y'know?
  • Sorostitute 2: Ugh, yeah! I know what you mean!

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#1   our first poem is an ode to monosaccharides

50 [+ / -]     Sep 16, 2008

  • Professor: Alright class, welcome to English Composition 1. Please read along with me as I cover the syllabus.
  • Dumpy Kid: (opens door) Is this English Comp 1?
  • Professor: No, this is graduate-level Biochemistry.
  • Dumpy Kid: Sorry... (leaves awkwardly)
  • Professor: Week one, we will be reading several essays and poems...

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#8   we're guessing it won't really matter that much

1 [+ / -]     Aug 26, 2008

  • Blonde: How many questions are on the test?
  • Professor: Twenty-seven.
  • Blonde: How many points are they each worth?
  • Professor: One.
  • Blonde: Out of what?

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