Archive - Sep 2008


#13   to the chem lab!

-5 [+ / -]     Sep 13, 2008

  • Guy 1: You have to try this lemonade, it's the best!
  • Guy 2: What does it have in it?

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#14   it doesn't count just because your jeep is green

-9 [+ / -]     Sep 14, 2008

  • Hipster: One pack of American Spirits, please.
  • Clerk: I've only sold a few packs of these... what's the deal?
  • Hipster: Well, they're made from all natural ingredients. Plus, I'm trying to "Go Green."
  • Clerk: Oh, okay.
  • (Hipster drives off in large Jeep)

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#1   our first poem is an ode to monosaccharides

50 [+ / -]     Sep 16, 2008

  • Professor: Alright class, welcome to English Composition 1. Please read along with me as I cover the syllabus.
  • Dumpy Kid: (opens door) Is this English Comp 1?
  • Professor: No, this is graduate-level Biochemistry.
  • Dumpy Kid: Sorry... (leaves awkwardly)
  • Professor: Week one, we will be reading several essays and poems...

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